Just found this great quotes on Digg :

• Saying Java Is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders
• The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.
• Trying to outsmart a compiler defeats much of the purpose of using one.”
• PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.
• The question of whether Machines Can Think , is about as relevant as the question of whether Submarines Can Swim
• Computers with 640 K of memory is going to suffice all your requirements. (Bill Gates)
• Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning

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