As it seems to be more and more usual to write about somebody’s dead most of your readers probably don’t know (as on some disrespectful community sites), I’m gonna do my part :

This morning our fish Damien died.
Cause of death : starvation.

Since we now have a cat we don’t pay as much attention any more to our fish. Our previous fish lived for 8 years and was always a nice company (he was so sweet !). After he died because of the old age (what a beautiful dead for a fish) we buyed a new fish. My mom didn’t want real pets, only those social fishes as you don’t have to clean their things (they eat their own shit).

We called the new fish ‘Damien’, like the little boy from the Flemish sitcom ‘Het Geslacht De Pauw’, because he could also behave very strange and spooky.

Normally my mom always used to feed Damien, but last week they were on a holiday and my sister and me just forgot him. It’s really sad. Our lovely little fish.

Where did it go. Is it in the cupboard ? Wouldn’t you like to know ? Oooh fishy fishy fishy fish.
I’ll miss you.